A-List Sweats! Stars Abandon Silks After Humidity Ruins Everything

It is officially 'Glaze Summer' and we aren't talking about donuts. The humidity is so high that our favorite celebrities are currently fusing to their designer mattresses like grilled cheese sandwiches. Nobody wants to walk a red carpet looking like they just crawled out of a swamp, but the struggle is real when your AC can't keep up with your ego. Word on the street is that the elite are ditching their 10,000-thread-count heavy blankets for breathable Quince bedding because, let’s face it, sweating through a silk duvet is a peasant move. Even the most glamorous stars are admitting they’re 'hot sleepers,' which is just Hollywood code for 'I wake up looking like a drowned rat.' If you see your favorite starlet looking suspiciously refreshed this week, she didn't just get a new filler—she probably just bought a eucalyptus sheet set. Stay cool, drama queens, or we’ll see you at the next gala with some very unfortunate damp patches on those custom gowns.