Adam Sandler Forces Entire West Coast To Read His Private Anniversary Card

Look, we all know Adam Sandler loves two things: baggy basketball shorts and his wife Jackie. But he’s officially taken 'Head in the Clouds' to a level that is legally disruptive. For their 23rd anniversary, our favorite Sandman hired a plane to skywrite a tribute, effectively making everyone in a thirty-mile radius part of their relationship for the afternoon. Imagine just trying to eat a taco and being forced to witness a millionaire's romantic gesture above your head. Sources say the smoke was so thick that three local birds got confused and two influencers tried to use the fumes as a filter for their latest 'morning routine' videos. It’s a bold move for a guy who usually looks like he just woke up in the back of a van. Usually, Adam expresses love by letting Jackie co-star in a movie where he gets paid to go to Hawaii, but this time he decided to involve the FAA. We love a long-term Hollywood marriage, we really do. But next year, Adam, maybe just get a puppy or a really big balloon? Or better yet, skywrite the release date for a 'Little Nicky' sequel so we can all prepare our bunkers. Stay romantic, you chaotic king.