Andrew Garfield and Cardi B Spotted Sharing Same Set of Emergency Eyebrows

Is there a forehead shortage in Hollywood or are Andrew Garfield and Cardi B just the industry’s new favorite timeshare partners? The internet is melting down after both stars were seen sporting the exact same pair of suspiciously arched, high-octane eyebrows while out and about this week. Sources say the brows are a hand-me-down from Janet Jackson, passed through a secret celebrity tunnel system to save on grooming costs. Cardi was seen rocking the look at a gala, looking like she was ready to fight a cloud, while Andrew wore them to a coffee run, giving him the perpetually surprised expression of a Victorian ghost seeing a microwave for the first time. Honestly, we haven't seen this much coordination since Tom Hiddleston wore that 'I Heart T.S.' tank top, and we all know how that ended—with a lot of feelings and zero eyebrow symmetry. Insiders claim the stars have started a 'Brow-of-the-Month' club to combat the rising cost of tweezers. Usually, celebrities share stylists, but sharing actual facial features is a bold new step in the fight against looking boring. If we see Tom Hiddleston wearing them next Tuesday, we’re officially calling for a Senate hearing on the monopolization of celebrity arches. It's fashion, darling, look it up—before the glue dries!