Andy Cohen Admits Relationship Milestones Now Include Naps And Early Bird Specials

Andy Cohen is finally coming clean about the 16-year age gap with his new beau, and honestly, we’re just glad someone in that house knows how to operate a TikTok filter without calling IT support. Andy joked that while his boyfriend is busy looking for his youth, Andy is busy looking for his reading glasses and a reasonably priced fiber supplement. Insiders say the couple’s date nights are a chaotic blend of ‘Zillennial’ energy and ‘AARP’ vibes. Apparently, the biggest argument in the relationship isn't about commitment—it's about whether at 9:00 PM they should be heading to a warehouse rave or heading to bed with a weighted blanket and a white noise machine set to 'Gossip Wind.' Word on the street is that Andy’s boyfriend had to have the concept of a ‘landline’ explained to him using a colorful diagram, while Andy had to be taught that 'rizz' isn't a type of fancy cracker you serve with brie. Despite the decade-plus difference, the pair is making it work by meeting in the middle: they both enjoy smooth skin, though for Andy, it requires three different types of night cream and a prayer. We hear the Bravo daddy is leaning into the role of the seasoned mentor. He’s teaching the kid the important things in life, like how to hold a grudge against a Real Housewife for fifteen years and exactly which lighting makes you look like you haven't lived through three different economic recessions.