Anne Hathaway Using Third Pregnancy To Audition For Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Womb’

Spotted: Best Supporting Actress and professional smiler Anne Hathaway was seen roaming the streets of New York City, tenderly holding a baby bump that doubles as her latest acting trophy. While most people see a happy mom-to-be, our sources in the craft services line say this is actually a high-stakes audition for Christopher Nolan’s next confusing masterpiece. Apparently, Anne heard Nolan was looking for someone to play 'The Concept of Linear Time' and decided that gestating a third child was the only way to truly understand the passage of weeks and months. She was seen wearing a chic maternity fit that screams 'I know how Inception ended and you don’t.' If you look closely at the bump, you can almost hear a Hans Zimmer foghorn blast every time the baby kicks. While promoting some fancy odyssey with Nolan, Anne has been serving looks that say, 'Yes, I am creating life, but can we talk about my bone structure?' Friends say she’s already practicing her acceptance speech for the toddler’s eventual Oscar for Best Supporting Fetus. Honestly, we’re just here for the coats. If being pregnant means getting that NYC glow and a personal stylist, sign us up for the method acting class immediately.