Aryna Sabalenka Fiancé Nearly Crushed by Weight of Giant Twelve Carat Rock

Aryna Sabalenka is used to carrying the weight of the tennis world on her shoulders, but her ring finger is currently undergoing its own grueling physical therapy session. Her fiancé, Georgios Frangulis, has finally admitted that sourcing a 12-carat stone wasn’t just a shopping trip—it was an international scavenger hunt for something heavy enough to sink a small yacht. Georgios apparently scoured the globe for a diamond that could double as a defensive weapon on the court. He complained it was 'not easy' to find such a massive stone, which is billionaire-speak for 'I had to call three different diamond mines and tell them I was looking for something that could be seen from low Earth orbit.' Poor guy, truly the hardest worker in the jewelry district. Now that the rock has landed, fans are worried Aryna’s powerful backhand might be compromised by the sheer gravitational pull of her left hand. Sources say she’s currently training with a brick strapped to her wrist just to build up the necessary forearm strength to lift a glass of water without tipping over. Mazel tov to the happy couple! Here’s hoping the wedding registry includes a high-end wrist brace and some industrial-strength adhesive to keep that boulder from sliding off during a tie-breaker.