Barbra Streisand Celebrates 28 Years Of Winning The Ultimate Staring Contest With Husband

Barbra Streisand has officially hit the 28-year mark with her 'honey' James Brolin, which is basically three centuries in Hollywood years. Most stars swap out their spouses like they’re seasonal latte flavors, but Babs is committed to the bit. Insiders say she’s spent nearly three decades perfecting the art of keeping James in a permanent state of starstruck confusion. Word on the street is that Babs celebrates every anniversary by making James listen to a 48-hour live recording of her breathing while they stare into each other's eyes. It’s not just love; it’s a high-stakes endurance sport. You don’t get to be a legend by letting your husband look at the TV during dinner. She’s got him on a strict regimen of adoration and 1970s soft-lighting filters. James looks happy, but let’s be real, his brain is probably just one long loop of 'Don’t Rain on My Parade' at this point. Barbra isn't just a wife; she's a full-time atmospheric condition. Here is to another decade of Babs singing her grocery list to a man who probably just wanted to watch the game in peace.