Ben Affleck Agrees to Play Game Show Just for the Free Dunkin Snacks

Honestly, watching Ben Affleck try to focus on trivia is the cinematic event of the decade. We’ve all seen the photos of him struggling to carry three iced coffees and a box of crullers while looking like he’s reconsidering every life choice he’s ever made since 1997. Now, he’s pairing up with a Jeopardy! champ, presumably so he can take a nap behind the podium while someone else does the heavy lifting. Insiders say Ben’s strategy for the hot seat is simple: if he doesn't know the answer, he’s just going to stare intensely into the camera until the host gets uncomfortable and gives him a hint. It’s the same face he uses when he realizes he forgot his loyalty card at the drive-thru. If the million-dollar question is about the history of the glazed munchkin, our boy is taking home the gold. We’re just hoping he uses his 'Phone a Friend' to call Matt Damon just to argue about red socks. If he wins, expect the entire jackpot to be spent on a lifetime supply of caffeine and maybe some new khakis for his next 'stressed out on a curb' photoshoot. Good luck, Ben, we’re rooting for your blood-sugar levels!