Bend and Snap Back into NYC as Reese Witherspoon Annexes Times Square

The actress decamped to Manhattan to prove that the only thing more powerful than the law is a perfectly timed hair flip.

It is officially pink-alert in Manhattan as Reese Witherspoon and Lexi Minetree marched through the streets with enough blonde energy to power the entire Eastern Seaboard. Our girl Reese is clearly auditioning to become the Mayor of New York, or at least the person in charge of making everyone wear scented stationery by dawn. Lexi Minetree looked like she was having the time of her life, probably because she wasn't the one tasked with carrying a Chihuahua in a designer purse through midtown traffic. The duo was seen giving the sidewalk more 'main character' energy than a Broadway musical on closing night. We honestly haven't seen this much coordinated hair since the last poodle convention. Even The Weeknd was spotted wandering around the city, presumably looking for a quiet corner that wasn't currently being blinded by the sheer radiance of the 'Legally Blonde' reunion. Sources say Reese may or may not be planning to paint the Statue of Liberty a light shade of fuchsia by tomorrow morning.