Billie Lourd Celebrates 34th Birthday by Forcing A-Listers to Roar in Jungle Costumes

Billie Lourd just hit 34 and decided the best way to ring in her mid-thirties was by traumatizing her famous friends with a mandatory jungle-themed karaoke session. This wasn't just any party; Billie demanded a full Katy Perry 'Roar' tribute, proving that having an iconic lineage doesn't stop you from having the musical taste of a 2013 mall kiosk. Emma Roberts was spotted trying to look chic in safari gear, while Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin reportedly tried to blend into the foliage to avoid any more high-pitched choruses. It’s a bold move to make grown adults dress like extras from a low-budget zoos-themed music video, but when you're the queen of the jungle, the tigers have to listen. Witnesses say the cake was shaped like a crown but tasted like pure pop-diva energy. Billie looked thrilled, mostly because she successfully tricked a bunch of millionaires into acting out a middle school dance routine. If this is what 34 looks like, we’re staying 25 and far away from any feline-themed playlists.