Bobby Flay Admits He Only Plays Golf to Hear Colin Jost’s One-Liners

It turns out the secret ingredient to Bobby Flay’s golf game isn't a better swing or a fancy new club—it’s just standing next to Colin Jost and waiting for a punchline. Bobby has officially confessed that the only way he survives the high-pressure world of celebrity golf is by treating the fairway like a very expensive comedy club. Forget the trophy; Bobby’s here for the tight five between the ninth and tenth holes. Insiders say Bobby is so distracted by Colin’s wit that he’s basically forgotten how to hold a spatula. While other golfers are out there measuring wind speeds and worrying about their handicaps, Flay is reportedly doubled over laughing every time Jost misses a putt. It’s a miracle anyone is actually hitting the ball when there’s a stand-up special happening in the sand trap. We hear Bobby is now considering a career pivot where he just follows Colin around with a portable grill, flipping burgers every time a joke lands. Honestly, who needs a hole-in-one when you can get a private roasting from the man who has to sit next to Michael Che for a living? If Bobby’s handicap gets any worse, we’ll know exactly who to blame for the lack of seasoning on the green.