Brad Pitt Forced to Explain Offside Rule to Girlfriend During Soccer Double Date

Brad Pitt and Ines de Ramon decided to kick it at the stadium on Friday, turning a simple soccer match into the ultimate double date with Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem. While the rest of the world was watching the ball, Brad was busy looking like a man who just discovered his girlfriend thinks a 'free kick' is a complimentary shoe promotion from Adidas. Security says Brad spent a significant portion of the match using Javier Bardem's head as a tactical whiteboard to explain what a midfielder actually does. Ines looked supportive, which is celebrity code for 'I am currently mentally shopping for vintage rugs while this man explains grass to me.' Poor Javier just wanted to watch the game, but instead, he got front-row seats to Brad’s impromptu coaching seminar. Penélope Cruz apparently spent the afternoon acting as a human shield between the snacks and the men, who were way too invested in the referee’s questionable calls. By the end of the second half, Brad was seen gesturing wildly with a hot dog to illustrate the nuances of a yellow card. It’s a good thing he’s pretty, because his sports commentary is reportedly about as accurate as a weather forecast in a blender.