Brandi Glanville Claims She Invented New Life For Her Iconic Pink Velvet Cupcake

Move over, Al Gore, because Brandi Glanville is claiming she’s the one who actually invented the internet—or at least the high-speed connection down below! Our favorite unfiltered housewife just dropped the bombshell that she was the absolute trendsetter for the designer vajayjay back in 2009. While the rest of us were just learning how to use a Blackberry, Brandi was busy getting a structural upgrade to her lady bits after her split from Eddie Cibrian. She’s basically the Neil Armstrong of the pelvic floor, taking one small step for woman and one giant leap for whoever she happened to be dating that week. Brandi says she was one of the very first patients to sign up for the surgical refresh, proving once and for all that she doesn't just follow trends—she surgically creates them. It's the ultimate 'revenge body' move, but instead of just hitting the gym, she went straight for the hardware store. Honestly, we have to stan a queen who treats her biological clock like a custom vintage car that needs a little buffing and a new transmission. Most people buy a pair of break-up heels or get a fringe, but Brandi opted for the full interior renovation. It’s a miracle she hasn’t been given a commemorative plaque at the surgeon's office yet for her service to the industry. Keep shining, you over-sharing icon!