Brat Pack Veteran Anthony Michael Hall Enslaved by Toddler at Cat in the Hat Premiere

Anthony Michael Hall once ruled the high school cafeteria with a pocket protector and a dream, but he’s finally met his match. The 80s icon was spotted at The Cat in the Hat premiere looking less like a cinematic legend and more like a man who hasn't seen a full night's sleep since the Obama administration. Accompanied by his wife Licia and their pint-sized overlord, Hall appeared to be under the complete command of his three-year-old son. While the rest of us remember him as a brainy teen, his new role is clearly 'Snack Retrieval Specialist.' Witnesses say the toddler was seen pointing at shiny objects while Anthony scrambled to keep the peace between a giant hat and a potential diaper emergency. Fatherhood has changed the man. Gone are the days of dodging bullies; now he's dodging flying popcorn and sticky fingers. If this is what happens when you grow up, we’d like to officially petition to stay in detention forever. At least there, the only thing you had to worry about was Principal Vernon, not a toddler who wants to know why the cat isn't real.