Brittany Mahomes Forces One-Year-Old Daughter to Sign Three-Picture Disney Princess Deal

Brittany Mahomes just dropped a photo of her daughter Golden dressed as Belle, and while the internet is cooing, our legal experts are sweating. The toddler was spotted in full yellow-ballgown-glory, looking suspiciously like she just realized she’s being scouted for a live-action remake of her own nap time. Honestly, if you aren't putting your one-year-old in a corset and teaching her how to negotiate with a talking teapot, are you even parenting correctly? Insiders (the guy who mows the lawn and saw a tutu through the window) say Golden is already demanding organic rose petals in her Sippy cup and refuses to nap unless the household staff sings the first act of 'Be Our Guest.' Brittany is clearly playing for keeps here. Why win Super Bowls when you can just breed a high-earning theme park mascot in the comfort of your own living room? Patrick is supposedly already looking into the cost of dragon insurance for the backyard. We just hope Golden knows that once you put on the yellow dress, you’re legally obligated to marry a moody bison in a library. It’s tough out there for a princess, but at least her shoe game is probably better than yours.