Brooke Shields and Daughter Officially Join Corporate America to Confuse Mid-Level Accountants

Pack up your sequins and burn your eyebrow gel, because Brooke Shields is pivoting to a 9-to-5 life. Brooke and her daughter Rowan were spotted prowling the streets of New York looking like they were five minutes away from a high-stakes PowerPoint presentation on quarterly earnings. The pair rocked matching billowy blouses and neckties, signaling to the world that they have finally accepted their destiny as the most glamorous regional managers in the tri-state area. Sources say Brooke is tired of the red carpet and wants to spend her days debating the thermostat settings in a cubicle farm. She’s reportedly ready to stop signing autographs and start signing off on reimbursement forms for printer toner. Honestly, if showing up to a Monday morning meeting looking like a chic pirate-librarian hybrid is wrong, Brooke doesn't want to be right. Rowan is clearly following suit, literally, preparing for a future where she can ghost clients with the same grace her mom uses to ignore paparazzi. Workforce experts are terrified. How are the rest of us supposed to survive at the office when the woman from 'Suddenly Susan' is actually doing the job for real? If Brooke Shields walks into my breakroom and asks who left the tuna melt in the microwave, I’m quitting on the spot. It’s over for the rest of the corporate world; the blouse-and-tie combo is the new uniform of the girl-boss uprising.