Bunnie Xo Requests Time Served After Decade of Jelly Roll Joint Custody

Move over, Orange is the New Black, because Bunnie Xo is officially walking the yard. The blonde bombshell took to her podcast to announce that being married to Jelly Roll was basically a ten-year stint in the slammer. Apparently, the 'Save Me' singer was less of a husband and more of a hovering warden who strictly enforced a policy of excessive face tattoos and country-rap fusion. Bunnie is ready for her reintegration into society, trading in the metaphorical shackles for whatever sparkly platform heels she can find. Sources say she’s currently looking for a halfway house that has a walk-in closet larger than an actual jail cell and a strictly enforced 'no-crooning' policy after 10 PM. While we haven't seen the official paperwork for her release, Bunnie is acting like she just tunneled out from under the sink with a sharpened eyelash curler. She’s free, she’s fabulous, and she’s probably never going to look at a jar of jam ever again without checking for a file hidden inside. Welcome back to the outside world, girl! Try not to get 'sentenced' to a rebound with a banjo player.