Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro Prove Monogamy Is Only For The Extremely Famous

It has finally been confirmed: if you aren't currently dating someone with a blue checkmark or a standing invitation to the Met Gala, you simply do not exist to the cast of 'One Night Only.' Callum Turner and Monica Barbaro are out here making sure the gene pool stays strictly A-list, proving that the only thing more romantic than a sunset is a joint PR strategy. Callum is currently busy being half of the world's most photogenic sidewalk-strutting duo, while Monica is keeping the streak alive by ensuring her plus-one is just as recognizable as she is. It’s a tough job, but someone has to make sure the paparazzi have something to do other than photograph pigeons in the park. The message is clear: if your boyfriend doesn't have a dedicated IMDB page, is it even a relationship? Insiders suggest the cast has formed a secret pact to never date anyone who shops for their own groceries. The goal is simple: total global dominance through high-cheekboned alliances. We can only hope their real-life partners don't get jealous of the on-screen chemistry, but when everyone involved is this hot, the jealousy probably just evaporates into a cloud of expensive perfume and designer hairspray.