Cardi B Declares Single Life Too Boring and Demands Immediate Male Distraction

Cardi B has officially clocked out of the single life and she’s looking for a supervisor—or at least someone to keep her from refreshing her own bank account for fun. Apparently, the 'Bodak Yellow' star has realized that silence is not golden; it's just boring, and she’s not planning on spending another Saturday night alone with a face mask and a bag of chips. She recently told her fans to pipe down about her relationship status because she’s in desperate need of a little razzle-dazzle. While the rest of us are struggling to find someone who doesn't use 'their' instead of 'there,' Cardi is ready for a full-blown romantic production. She made it clear that being single isn't her forever vibe, mostly because she needs a co-star for all the drama she intends to manifest. Don’t expect her to sit around waiting for a knight in shining armor either. Cardi wants someone who can keep up with the budget and the banter. If you're not bringing at least three plot twists and a high-tier wardrobe to the table, don't even bother sliding into those DMs. The queen is looking for a main character, not an extra.