Chrishell Stause Dyies Hair Color of Everyone’s Favorite Failed First Date Drink

The Selling Sunset superstar has officially traded in her 'Rich Girl Brunette' vibes for a shade that screams 'I just spent six hours crying in a Nashville bar.' Chris Appleton, the man responsible for making hair look like literal silk, has dubbed this new look 'Whiskey Copper.' Everyone knows that’s just professional stylist code for 'your hair matches the color of the liquid at the bottom of a glass of Jack Daniels.' Chrishell looks incredible, obviously, but we’re a little concerned about the inspiration behind this. Most people get a copper tint because they want to feel autumnal or spicy, but Stause and Appleton decided to go straight for the 80-proof aesthetic. It’s the perfect look for someone who wants to close a multi-million-dollar real estate deal while looking like they might start singing a Dolly Parton ballad at any moment. Neighbors report that the smell of the salon was less like luxury lavender and more like a Tuesday night at a honky-tonk. We’re hearing rumors that the maintenance for this shade involves rinsing with ginger ale and a splash of lime. Honestly, if being this gorgeous involves looking like a sophisticated bottle of bourbon, sign us up for the hangover immediately.