Chrissy Teigen Forces John Legend to Serenade Reindeer During Frigid Finland Vacation

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend have officially run out of zip codes to conquer, so they packed up their four mini-moguls and headed to Finland. Because nothing says 'relaxing family getaway' like dragging a toddler through a sub-zero amusement track while wearing forty pounds of faux fur. Chrissy spent the weekend posting aesthetic snaps of frozen lakes, seemingly determined to prove that her skin doesn't actually have pores, even in a blizzard. Poor John was seen looking like a very expensive marshmallow in a designer puffer jacket. Word on the snowy street is that Chrissy made him perform a private concert for a group of local reindeer just to see if their antlers would vibrate. Sources say the reindeer were unimpressed and one even tried to eat John’s Grammy-winning sheet music, which is honestly a mood. While the kids were busy hunting for Santa or whatever people do in the Arctic Circle, the couple managed to make a theme park look like a high-fashion editorial. It’s hard out here for a celebrity family; most of us go to the park and come home with a sticky face and a lost shoe, but these two manage to look like they’re filming a music video for a song called 'My Toes are Numb but My Hair is Perfect.'