Christina Milian Flees France After Realizing Baguettes Don't Count as Emotional Support Animals

It is officially 'Au Revoir' to the croissants and 'Hey Girl' to the TSA as Christina Milian prepares to move her family back to the U.S. next year. Apparently, living in Paris isn't all Emily in Paris vibes, and Christina is tired of the pigeons looking at her outfit like she’s wearing last season’s clearance rack. Sources say the move was sparked when Christina realized that despite her best efforts, her children were starting to develop a sophisticated palate for stinky cheese instead of chicken nuggets. You can’t raise a balanced American child on Camembert alone; at some point, a kid needs a drive-thru strawberry shake to build character and a healthy fear of the FDA. While the French are devastated to lose their resident pop princess, the stateside housing market is bracing for the influx of chic berets and striped shirts currently clogging up Christina's shipping containers. We can only hope she brings back enough butter to grease the wheels of her Hollywood comeback, because Lord knows we need her more than the Eiffel Tower does.