Country Star Conner Smith Faces New Competition For Microphone From Literal Infant

Hold onto your cowboy hats and hide your expensive leather boots, because Conner Smith and his wife Leah are bringing a tiny, screaming roadie into the fold. The couple, who barely finished their wedding cake from April, have officially decided that their house wasn't loud enough. Insiders say Conner is already practicing singing lullabies in a deep Tennessee baritone, though the baby has yet to give a formal review of his pitch. Friends are worried the star might forget he's a musician and start trying to sign the baby’s diapers like they’re limited-edition vinyl. Conner is reportedly looking for a tiny Stetson that won't fall over the kid's eyes, because you can't exactly have a crawl-on part at the Grand Ole Opry in just a onesie. We’re expecting the first single to be a heartfelt ballad about sleep deprivation and the high cost of specialized formula. Leah is reportedly handling the news with grace, while Conner is busy trying to figure out if you can attach a baby seat to a tour bus stage-lift. It’s a bold move, but honestly, if the kid can hit a high note during a 3:00 AM diaper change, we might have a future Grammy winner on our hands. Congrats to the happy couple on their impending loss of silence!