Country Star Rory Feek Banned From Filtering Kids Into Digital Oblivion

Rory Feek has officially been put on a digital timeout by his own offspring. Heidi and Hopie Feek have staged what we can only assume was a very dramatic, acoustic-guitar-heavy intervention to tell their dear old dad that enough is enough with the 24/7 coverage of their younger sister, Indiana. Apparently, being a country music legend doesn't exempt you from your kids thinking your Instagram feed is super cringe. While most dads are struggling to figure out how to attach a PDF to an email, Rory has been treating his social media feed like a high-budget documentary series starring little Indiana. The older sisters are worried that at this rate, the poor girl won't even remember what her own face looks like without a sepia filter or a hashtag slapped across her forehead. It’s one thing to show off a finger painting; it’s another to live-stream the equivalent of a Truman Show sequel. Sources say the Feek daughters are ready to change the Wi-Fi password if things don't settle down. They want their sister to have a childhood that doesn't involve hitting her light cues or waiting for 'the perfect golden hour' just to eat a sandwich. Honestly, we haven't seen this much sibling-on-parent shade since the last time a Kardashian forgot to tag a sponsored tea brand. Rory, put the phone down and go buy some glitter glue like a normal dad!