Courteney Cox Bans Daughter from Aging Past 2004 to Preserve Eternal Youth

Spotted on the streets of L.A., Courteney Cox and her mini-me Coco Arquette are looking so identical it’s actually starting to break the laws of physics. Word around the juice bar is that Courteney hasn't just been sharing her closet; she’s been sharing her fountain of youth, and frankly, we’re all a little dizzy from the time travel. Sources say if Coco even thinks about getting a contemporary haircut, Courteney pulls out a DVD box set of Friends Season 4 and points at the screen until the girl apologizes. It’s all about brand consistency, people. If your daughter looks like your sister, you never actually have to admit you weren’t alive during the invention of the steam engine. Coco seems to be leaning into the role, rocking the red carpet with the kind of poise that says, 'I have been legally mandated to stay seventeen forever so my mom can keep her skincare contract.' Honestly, we respect the hustle. Why age when you can simply refuse to recognize any calendar printed after the millennium? Expect more twinning photos soon, mostly because Courteney is allegedly trying to figure out how to merge their social media accounts into one giant, un-aging super-entity. If they start wearing the exact same beige slip dress at the same time, we’ll know the transition to becoming the same person is finally complete.