Curly Hair Club: Carmen Electra Recruits Fluffy Army for Global Poodle Domination

Move over, Avengers. The only assembly we care about is the one happening in Carmen Electra’s living room, and it’s significantly more aerodynamic. After falling head over heels for a pup named Bambi Lion, Carmen has decided that one poodle is simply not enough to maintain the status quo. She is officially building a 'Poodle Posse,' which we can only assume involves synchronized barking and a very strict dress code of pink rhinestones. Insiders suggest the plan is to have enough fluffy white dogs to literally float her across the red carpet like a cloud of sentient marshmallows. Honestly, it’s a vibe. Why walk in six-inch heels when you can be transported by a fleet of highly-trained, hypoallergenic security guards? We’ve heard the audition process for the next posse member involves a charisma test and the ability to look unimpressed by fame. While the rest of us are struggling to manage one cat that ignores us, Carmen is out here orchestrating a canine revolution. If the next season of her life doesn't involve a reality show where she chooses a new dog based on their ability to match her eyeshadow, we’re suing. Get ready, world—the curls are coming, and they’ve got tiny, adorable teeth.