Dairy Queen Eva Longoria Faces Sticky Situation After Drowning In Butter Yellow Trend

Eva Longoria is looking like a high-end stick of Kerrygold and frankly, we are worried about the local toast population. The Desperate Housewives alum has officially ditched the boring rainbow and decided to dress exclusively like a lukewarm tub of margarine, sparking a sudden nationwide shortage of muffins and dignity. Experts suggest that Mandy Moore and Mindy Kaling are also in on the lactose-intolerant conspiracy. The trio is basically walking around looking like the inside of a baked potato, and sources say the paparazzi are struggling to tell the difference between them and a spilled bowl of hollandaise sauce. It’s a bold move to dress like a breakfast side dish, but when you're this rich, I guess looking like a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is the ultimate flex. Witnesses claim that the scent of salted dairy follows them wherever they go, despite the fact that the clothes are actually made of silk. It’s all fun and games until somebody tries to spread Eva on a bagel. If you see these women in the wild, please do not pair them with sourdough or any form of artisanal jam—they are celebrities, not a continental breakfast buffet.