Dawson’s Creek Reunion Thwarted As Joshua Jackson Mistaken For Local Valet

It was supposed to be a night of high-glamour and nostalgia at the benefit gala, but poor Joshua Jackson couldn't catch a break. While Mary-Margaret Humes was busy serving 'Eternal Mom Energy' and looking absolutely radiant for the cameras, Joshua apparently leaned too hard into his 'relatable dad' aesthetic and was immediately handed three sets of keys by arriving guests. Witnesses say Josh spent the first half of the cocktail hour debating whether to explain he was a TV icon or just accept the $20 tip and park the SUV. Honestly, in this economy, who could blame him? He was seen wandering the parking lot looking for a spot while Mary-Margaret was inside sipping champagne and probably wondering if Pacey finally ran away to sea for real this time. By the time he made it to the step-and-repeat, he had the harried look of a man who’d just navigated a three-point turn in a tight garage. Meanwhile, Mary-Margaret looked like she hadn't aged a single day since the 90s, proving once and for all that being the mom of Capeside comes with a lifetime supply of magical skincare and infinite patience for Joshua's shenanigans.