Doctor Who Slices Faces for a Living Finally Slices Her Own Face

Usually, when Dr. Gina Maccarone is holding a scalpel, someone else is paying through the nose to lose their jowls. But the 'Surgeonista' decided it was time to eat her own cooking—or rather, lift her own cheeks—proving that even the people who fix our faces eventually get bored of their own bone structure. At the ripe old age of 45, Gina realized she was looking a bit too human for her own liking. She’s calling it her 'maintenance phase,' which is rich people speak for 'I’m resetting my face to the factory settings.' Gina wants to break the stigma, because obviously, nothing says 'relatable girl next door' like a medical professional performing a structural overhaul on her own cranium before she's even hit fifty. It’s like a chef finishing a shift and deciding the only thing that tastes good is their own signature risotto. Now she’s walking around with the skin tension of a high-end trampoline, showing the world that if you don't like what you see in the mirror, you should simply grab a degree and a Sharpie. Honestly, we stan a queen who treats her own forehead like an Etch A Sketch. If you can't trust a surgeon who uses her own chin as a test kitchen, who can you trust?