Drake London Secures $141 Million Ring Fund Before Finally Popping The Big Question

Honey, if you ever wondered if true love exists, the answer is yes—but only if you have a nine-figure bank account to back it up. Atlanta Falcons star Drake London just got engaged to his gorgeous lady, Sofia Rose Gabay, and he did it with the strategic timing of a man who knows exactly how many carats $141 million can buy. We all knew Drake had sticky fingers on the field, but he’s proven he’s just as good at catching a fiancé as he is at catching a pigskin. After signing that massive contract extension, he didn't even let the check clear before getting down on one knee in Los Angeles. Talk about a guy who knows how to celebrate a payday! Why buy a celebratory steak when you can buy a diamond the size of a Super Bowl ring? Insiders suggest the proposal was strictly 'business casual' until the direct deposit hit. Now that Drake is officially the richest man in the huddle, we expect the wedding to feature at least three gold-plated fountains and a guest list that includes every jeweler within a fifty-mile radius of the Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Sofia isn't just getting a husband; she's getting a human ATM who happens to be great at route running. We’re just hoping the pre-nuptial agreement is written on the back of his new contract so he doesn't forget where all that 'happily ever after' money is actually coming from. Congrats to the happy couple on their shared victory in the game of love and extreme wealth!