Dwayne Johnson Tries to Ban Ocean Salt After Skin Becomes Too 'Moisturized'

Dwayne Johnson is currently in Sydney filming Moana and sources say he’s officially taken the method acting too far. Apparently, The Rock has been seen shouting at the tides for 'disrupting his workout flow' and demanding that the ocean increase its pH balance to better suit his exfoliating routine. He’s looking huge, but he’s also looking like he’s about to give a lecture on tropical hydration to a seagull. Meanwhile, Catherine Laga'aia is reportedly just trying to get through the day without getting caught in a bicep-induced shadow. It's hard enough being a rising star without your co-star trying to bench press the entire catering tent because the protein shakes didn't have enough 'islander zest.' Honestly, someone get this man a coconut before he tries to renovate the Great Barrier Reef into a luxury gym. Not to be outdone, Rihanna was spotted lurking in the general vicinity looking like she invented the concept of water. While Dwayne is out here fighting the elements, RiRi is just being a billionaire in the breeze. She reportedly glanced at a wave and it immediately flattened out of pure respect. Pedro Pascal was also there, probably just happy to be in a location that doesn't involve zombies or space helmets.