Ella Bright Bans Belmont Cameli From Her Heart Due To Excessive Handsomeness

It’s a dark day for shippers and people with functioning eyeballs everywhere. Ella Bright has officially put the kibosh on the rumors that she’s looking for love with Belmont Cameli. Apparently, being trapped in a fictional romance isn't enough to make her want to share a bank account or a Netflix password with the man. Honestly, the level of self-control required to look at that face every day and say 'No thanks, I’d rather have a salad' is nothing short of heroic. Ella basically looked the entire internet in the eye and told us to touch grass. She cleared up the shipping rumors faster than a celebrity deleting a messy midnight tweet. It turns out that just because you have sizzling chemistry on screen doesn't mean you want to argue about whose turn it is to take the bins out in real life. Their vibes are strictly professional, which is Hollywood-speak for 'I like him, but not enough to deal with his laundry.' Word on the street is that Belmont is just too much of a snack for a long-term commitment. Who could focus on a heartfelt conversation when your boyfriend looks like he was chiseled out of a block of premium marble by a team of thirsty angels? Ella is playing it smart. Why date a costar when you can keep your dignity and your trailer space all to yourself? Stay strong, Ella. We’ll be over here weeping over our fan-fiction folders.