Emily Blunt Accused of Using Industrial Grade Charm to Hypnotize Helpless Co-Stars

The 'Disclosure Day' cast has finally broken their silence, and it is exactly what we feared. Wyatt Russell and Margo Seibert have been fully brainwashed by Emily Blunt’s supernatural levels of niceness. Honestly, it’s getting suspicious. Nobody is that professional at 5 AM without some kind of secret lab-grown charisma serum being pumped into the craft services trailer. Wyatt and Margo are out here raving like they’ve just joined a very chic, well-dressed cult. They’re talking about how 'collaborative' and 'down-to-earth' she is, which is Hollywood code for 'she looked me in the eye once and now I would legally sign over my house to her.' We’re hearing reports that Emily doesn’t even have a temper; she just tilts her head and looks slightly disappointed, causing grown men to weep and apologize for things they didn't even do. It’s a classic case of The Blunt Effect. One minute you’re a serious actor trying to remember your lines, and the next you’re standing in a parking lot explaining to a stranger that Emily’s tea-making skills are transformative. If she offers to help you with your accent, run. Before you know it, you’ll be wearing a fascinator and asking people if they’ve seen the latest cricket scores.