Enrique Iglesias Forces Children Into Lifetime Of Chanting And Moderate Knee Scrapes

It’s official: Enrique Iglesias has successfully brainwashed his children into the beautiful game. In a move that truly says 'I gave up on quiet afternoons in 2017,' Enrique and Anna Kournikova shared a snap of their three oldest kids decked out in matching Spain jerseys. Honestly, the level of coordination is suspicious. Most parents can’t even find two matching socks, but here are the Iglesias heirs looking like a tiny, extremely photogenic militia ready to storm the stadium for some orange slices. While Enrique is famous for making our hearts hurt with those soulful ballads, he’s apparently pivoted to a more aggressive career as a youth soccer scout. We see what’s happening here. He’s building an elite home-grown squad to ensure that Spain never loses another match, or at least to ensure that someone in the house is always available to do a choreographed victory slide across the kitchen tile. Anna Kournikova, a woman who actually knows a thing or two about competitive sports and wearing sweat-wicking fabrics, seems to be on board with the uniform mandate. However, rumors are swirling—meaning I just thought of this—that the youngest child is currently planning a rebellion involving a tennis racket and a refusal to learn what an offside rule is. For now, the house remains a sea of red and yellow, with Enrique presumably singing 'Hero' to a bowl of gazpacho.