Eva Longoria Joins Exclusive Sisterhood Of People Who Can Afford $259 Pants

Hold onto your hats and your bank accounts, because Eva Longoria has officially reached the 'I don’t check my balance at the register' level of fame. Eva was spotted out in a pair of $259 Paige jeans, which is about three months' worth of avocado toast and basic human dignity for the rest of us. Apparently, wearing these pants is like joining a secret cult, mainly because Taylor Swift has worn the same brand, and we all know Taylor’s wardrobe has more power than the federal government. Eva wore the Low-Rise Dana Straight-Leg style to a 7-Eleven event, which is the most chaotic energy imaginable. Imagine walking into a convenience store to buy a Slurpee while wearing pants that cost more than the entire hot dog roller grill. That is a level of confidence that only someone who survived eight seasons of Wisteria Lane drama could possibly possess. Now that Eva and Taylor are pants-sisters, we’re just waiting for the inevitable squad invite. Does the $259 price tag include a GPS tracker that leads you directly to the VIP section of the Eras Tour? Does the denim contain threads of gold harvested from the tears of ex-boyfriends? We may never know, but we do know that Eva looks great and our wallets are currently crying in the corner.