Eva Marie Saint Admits Secret to Living to 102 Is Ghosting Marlon Brando

Move over, green juice and expensive serums! Movie legend Eva Marie Saint just hit the big 102, and she’s finally spilling the tea on how she stayed so flawless while the rest of us are wrinkling like raisins. The On the Waterfront icon claims the key to her longevity was staying far away from the 'bad boy' energy of her legendary co-stars. Eva looked at Marlon Brando’s brooding eyes and basically said, 'Not today, Satan!' She skipped the drama, skipped the smoky jazz clubs, and definitely skipped any calls from method actors looking for a shoulder to cry on. Experts—well, the guys at the deli—say that avoiding one moody hunk can add at least fifteen years to your lifespan, and Eva is the living proof. She’s currently celebrating July 4th by eating cake and ignoring every single notification on her phone. While we’re out here stressing over a text from a guy with a goatee, Eva is sipping tea and laughing at 1950s drama from her garden. She’s officially the president of the 'No Stress, No Mess' club, and we are all legally obligated to stan.