Fedora Enthusiast Ricky Alvarez Surprised When Ex-Girlfriend Actually Remembers His Name

Imagine sitting in the VIP pit, minding your own business and probably trying to look brooding in a hat, when your world-famous ex-girlfriend decides to remix her entire personality just for you. That’s the life of Ricky Alvarez, who was recently spotted looking like a deer in high-end streetwear headlights when Ariana Grande pulled a lyrical audible during her show. Ari changed the words to her signature breakup anthem to shout out the man, the myth, and the former backup dancer. Ricky’s reaction was exactly what you’d expect: part 'Mom, I’m on TV!' and part 'Wait, does this mean she wants me to bring her a latte later?' The crowd absolutely lost their collective minds, mostly because they forgot anyone dated before the Pete Davidson era. Now we’re all left wondering what’s next for the man who inspired the 'donut incident.' Is he going to get a tattoo of a cloud? Is he currently drafting a twelve-minute Instagram Story about 'growth' and 'vibes'? Either way, getting a public shout-out from a pop diva is the ultimate participation trophy for ex-boyfriends everywhere. Ricky, we hope you enjoyed your fifteen minutes of lyrical relevance. Don't spend it all in one hat shop.