Florence Pugh’s Brother Spawns Tiny Human Who Already Owns Three Sheet Masks

Move over, Nepo Babies—the Nepo Newborn has officially arrived. Toby Sebastian, the man who spent years surviving Westeros only to realize his sister’s kitchen prowess is much more intimidating, has welcomed his first child with wife Scarlet Alexandra. Insiders tell us the infant emerged from the womb with a perfectly arched eyebrow and a developmental head start on how to properly wear a dramatic floor-length cape. While the rest of us were checking our bank accounts for enough to buy a single avocado, this kid was born into the Pugh family dynasty. Real fans know that being related to Florence Pugh means the baby’s first words won’t be 'Mama' or 'Dada,' but a very stern critique of a poorly seasoned sourdough starter. We can only assume the nursery is stocked with artisanal olive oils and tiny, baby-sized Midsommar flower crowns. Florence is reportedly over the moon, mostly because she finally has someone to teach the art of the 'Disappointed Gaze' to. Sources claim the baby already looks great in sunset lighting and has signed a non-disclosure agreement regarding his auntie’s secret recipe for pasta. Bless his little heart; he’s got a lot of red carpet walking to do before he can nap like a civilian.