Former Pro Sasha Farber Claims He Is Legally Blonde Through Family Association

Look, we all know Sasha Farber can spin a woman across a ballroom floor like a caffeinated top, but apparently, he’s now spinning the definition of 'family' to include actual Hollywood royalty. Sasha has been chirping away about his deep bond with Selma Blair, basically suggesting that if she’s in 'Legally Blonde,' he’s at least 'Legally Dirty Dancing.' Word on the street is that Sasha considers them so close he’s been waiting for his invite to the next sorority reunion. He’s out here telling anyone with a microphone that they are family, which in Hollywood terms usually means 'we both have each other's cell numbers and I haven't been blocked yet.' Honestly, the commitment to the bit is staggering. He’s been checking in on her constantly, probably to see if he can borrow some of that iconic pink wardrobe for his next Samba. You have to respect the hustle. One minute you're teaching a movie star how to do a kick-ball-change, the next you're basically claiming you're the long-lost cousin who should be written into the sequel as the guy who teaches Bruiser the Chihuahua how to foxtrot. We’re just waiting for Sasha to start showing up at Selma’s Thanksgiving dinner with a sequins-covered turkey. If being 'family' means he gets access to the good gift bags, we totally get why he’s clinging to this narrative like a tight spandex jumpsuit.