Gigi Hadid Shaken After Mistaking Hand-Stitched Leather Satchel for Bargain Grocery Sack

Word on the street is that Gigi is currently wandering around her Tribeca apartment touching every piece of furniture she owns just to make sure it’s actually made of wood and not a very convincing sticker. When she found out she could have saved 96% on her shoulder-wear, she reportedly looked at her bank account and whispered, 'Is anything real anymore?' Naturally, the elite are panicked. Legend has it that if you carry the budget version into a VIP lounge, the champagne immediately turns into sparkling cider and your silk dress reverts back into polyester. But honestly, if it looks that good, who cares? We’re all for a bargain that leaves more money in the budget for things that truly matter, like matching sweaters for tiny dogs. So, if you see a supermodel looking suspiciously closely at your accessories this week, don't be alarmed. She's just trying to figure out if you're a secret genius or if her stylist has some serious explaining to do regarding the markup on Italian zippers.