Glen Powell Abandons Solo Career Of Looking Handsome To Become Duo With Michelle Randolph

Hollywood’s resident golden retriever with abs, Glen Powell, has finally decided that staring into the distance by himself was becoming a full-time chore. Enter Michelle Randolph, the woman brave enough to stand next to a man who looks like he was 3D-printed by a team of enthusiastic surf instructors. Sources say the two were spotted looking suspiciously symmetrical in public, leading many to believe they are forming a super-group of people who never get spinach stuck in their teeth. While Glen has spent most of the year leaning against things and squinting at the sun for various movie posters, Michelle is currently starring in a show called Landman, which is ironic because they both look like they’ve never touched actual dirt in their entire lives. Friends say the chemistry is so intense that nearby mirrors have started fogging up out of pure respect. Experts in the field of celebrity hand-holding suggest that this 'It Couple' status is a strategic move to ensure that the gene pool remains 90% teeth and 10% charisma. We’re just happy Glen finally found someone to help him carry all those leading-man vibes, as his biceps were clearly starting to strain under the weight of being the internet’s favorite boyfriend.