Glennon Doyle Debuts Glowing Bag That Probably Contains The Secret To Eternal Bliss

Glennon Doyle just soft-launched a purse that looks like it was stolen from a wizard’s bedside table, and honestly, we’re all untethered. Ahead of the theoretical Taylor and Travis nuptials that the internet has already willed into existence, Glennon is sporting a crystal 'opalite' tribute bag that is either a high-fashion statement or a literal battery to fuel the Swiftie collective consciousness. We love a woman who doesn't just attend a wedding but brings an accessory that could distract a magpie from ten miles away. Abby Wambach looked like the ultimate supportive spouse, standing next to Glennon as she clutched a literal moonbeam. It’s hard to tell where the spiritual awakening ends and the lipstick storage begins, but one thing is for sure: this bag has more energy than a toddler on an espresso bender. While the rest of us are carrying around receipts and half-eaten granola bars, Glennon is out here vibrating at a higher frequency. If the ceremony gets boring, she can just use the purse to signal a rescue helicopter or perhaps hypnotize the caterers into giving her extra appetizers. Either way, this is the most 'Author-in-Love' energy we've seen since the invention of the fountain pen.