Golf Pro Jason Kelce Retires From NFL to Become Professional Teen Bestie

Jason Kelce is officially in his 'cool uncle' era and honestly, we aren't even mad about it. While the rest of us are struggling to get a text back, Jason is out here at the American Century Championship turning random 16-year-olds into the main characters of their own teen movies. He didn't just sign a hat; he basically handed over the keys to the kingdom of vibes. Poor Andrew Bogetti was just standing there, probably thinking about homework or whatever kids do, when the Kelce whirlwind struck. Jason didn't just invite him to play; he essentially knighted the kid with a golf club. It’s a bold move for a man whose previous job involved hitting people for a living. Now he’s hitting divots and hitting our hearts right in the feels. Word on the street is that Jason is planning to expand his services. Soon, he'll be show up at your high school to help you finish your algebra or give you a pep talk before your driver's test. If you see a large, hairy man in a floral shirt hovering near the snack bar, don't call security—just ask him for his handicap and a selfie.