Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz Form Secret Society For People With Perfect Bone Structure

Spotted in London: Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz looking so effortlessly cool it actually physically hurt to look at them. While the rest of us are out here trying to figure out which filter hides a three-day pizza binge, these two are casually strolling around with jawlines sharp enough to glass a iPhone screen. Honestly, it’s rude. Why are they meeting? Our sources say they’re forming a supergroup of people who never have a 'bad side' in photos. Word on the street is that Jennifer Garner and Judy Greer are also in on the action, though they’re handling the 'Relatable Bestie' wing of the operation. While Harry and Zoë discuss the merits of sheer vests and vintage mohair, Jen and Judy are reportedly perfecting a high-fructose corn syrup ban disguised as a charming backyard garden party. It’s a multi-pronged attack on the average person's self-esteem. The real panic? If these four decide to merge their styling teams, the sheer amount of charisma produced could knock out the London power grid. Harry is already rumored to be teaching Zoë how to pull off a feather boa during a grocery run, while Zoë is showing him how to stare into a camera lens until the photographer loses their sense of self. Stay safe out there, neutrals.