Hilaria Baldwin Deserves A Purple Heart For Braving Economy With Seven Tiny Humans

Honey, call the Nobel Peace Prize committee because Hilaria Baldwin just did the unthinkable. Our favorite flexi-mom reportedly boarded a plane with all seven of her little Baldwinitos without Alec there to play human shield. She’s calling it traveling 'alone,' which in celebrity-speak means she only had her dignity and a very hardworking Wi-Fi signal to keep her company while the kids practiced their acoustics at 30,000 feet. Can you even imagine the logistics? That is fourteen tiny shoes to lose under the seats and seven different requests for apple juice every three minutes. Hilaria basically turned a commercial aircraft into a mobile daycare center, and honestly, the passengers in Row 12 deserve a lifetime supply of earplugs and tequila for their service to the arts. We’re hearing she managed to stay zen throughout the chaos, probably by doing a headstand in the galley while the toddlers tried to flush a teddy bear down the vacuum toilet. It’s a total vibe, honestly. If she can survive a red-eye with a small army, the rest of us have no excuse for crying when our Uber Eats is five minutes late. Godspeed, Hilaria, may your next 'solo' trip include a spa and zero diaper changes.