Hollywood’s Hottest Couple Adopts Dog To Stop Ryan Gosling From Becoming Ken Permanently

It’s happened. Ryan Gosling has finally been forced to interact with something that isn’t made of neon plastic. Eva Mendes has officially staged an intervention by bringing home a rescue pup named Charlie, mostly because she couldn't stand another night of Ryan trying to 'discover his Kenergy' in the kitchen pantry. Sources say the house was becoming a literal Dreamhouse, and not in the fun way. Eva was reportedly one more 'Hi Barbie!' away from losing her mind, so she did what any sensible partner would do: she got a creature that specialized in vomiting on expensive rugs and barking at the mailman. Nothing grounds a movie star like picking up warm tribute in a plastic bag at 6:00 AM. While Ryan is busy trying to teach Charlie how to do a choreographed dance number to a synth-pop ballad, Eva is just happy the dog doesn’t own a matching leisure suit. Friends say the dog is already the most grounded member of the family, mostly because he refuses to acknowledge Ryan’s Oscar buzz unless there’s a piece of bacon involved. Welcome to the real world, Gosling; it’s covered in fur.