Ice-T Takes Back-to-School Shopping to Hardcore Levels with Mini-Me Chanel

Ice-T and Coco were spotted doing the ultimate suburban drill: the back-to-school shuffle. Most parents are just trying to find a lunchbox that doesn't smell like old ham, but Ice-T looked like he was prepping daughter Chanel for an undercover operation. The trio hit the event with enough main-character energy to make the PTA tremble in their sensible flats. While Ice-T was busy looking tough next to a stack of composition notebooks, Priscilla Presley and Mischa Barton were reportedly off doing 'and more' things in Europe. We assume Priscilla is teaching Mischa how to maintain a perfect bouffant while dodging international paparazzi, or perhaps they’re just comparing notes on who has the most dramatic life story to tell at brunch. Chanel is clearly the star of the show here, though. With parents like these, she’s not just bringing an apple for the teacher; she’s bringing a full security detail and a customized pink backpack that probably costs more than my first car. School is officially in session, and the playground isn't ready for this level of glamour.