Influencer Alex Madison Refuses To Post Kid In Desperate Bid For Productivity

Alex Madison has dropped a bombshell that has every iPhone-wielding parent in a cold sweat: she’s stopped using her kid as a prop. In a move that basically renders the toddler’s cuteness tax-deductible only in our hearts, Alex says she is keeping those tiny, intimate details away from the prying eyes of the internet. Apparently, the baby isn't even allowed to approve her own filter anymore. Insiders say Alex realized that if she keeps her daughter’s face off the grid, she might actually have to come up with her own content. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Without a miniature human to do a 'day in the life' organic snack review, Alex is left with nothing but her own cheekbones and a dream. The girl is actually trying to live a life that doesn't involve a ring light in the nursery. While other influencers are busy teaching their six-month-olds how to point at a sponsored diaper link, Alex is out here acting like a regular human being with 'boundaries.' It’s absolutely scandalous. If this trend catches on, we might actually have to go back to looking at pictures of avocado toast and blurry concert footage. The horror is real, but at least the kid won't have a digital footprint before she can even spell 'monetize.'