Influencer Marries Man Twice Just to Prove Sunk Cost Fallacy is Chic

It’s official: Cassidy Montalvo and Cort Bogan are now so married that it might actually be illegal in several smaller territories. The duo decided that saying 'I do' once was simply a rough draft, heading to the Hotel del Coronado to do it all over again because their original vows apparently didn't have enough 'boho meets retro' filters applied to them. Cassidy, 34, and Cort, 31, returned to the exact spot where they first uttered those three expensive words—'I love you'—proving that if you don't monetize your emotional milestones with a second catered dinner, did they even really happen? The vibe was described as a mix of vintage aesthetic and modern influencer stamina, mostly featuring guests trying to figure out if they were supposed to bring a second gift or just Venmo the couple for the cocktail hour. Cort looked every bit the doting husband who knows better than to question why they are paying for a premium open bar twice for the same group of people. Meanwhile, Cassidy navigated the seaside venue with the grace of a woman who knows exactly which angle the sunset hits her cheekbones. It’s a beautiful testament to love, or at least a beautiful testament to having a really dedicated Pinterest board. We hear the couple is already planning a third ceremony in a zero-gravity chamber just to ensure their love remains untethered by basic physics or financial literacy. Stay tuned for the 'Third Time’s the Charm' souvenir mugs, available now in the link in bio!