ISABELLA BRIGGS DECLARES WAR ON SMOOTH FOREHEADS IN REVOLUTIONARY PIMPLE UPRISING

Move over, clear skin enthusiasts! Isabella Briggs has decided that looking like a filtered porcelain doll is so last season. The star is finally admitting that she, like the rest of us mere mortals who eat cheese at 2 a.m., occasionally hosts a small village of bumps on her chin. In a world where every starlet looks like they were carved out of a singular piece of high-end soap, Isabella is waving the flag for the textured girlies. She’s partnering with a skincare brand not to hide the evidence, but to stage a full-scale intervention for our faces. Word on the street is that she’s tired of the 'perfect' vibe. Honestly, if she can look that good while fighting a breakaway zit, what’s my excuse for wearing a paper bag over my head every time a blackhead appears? It’s a bold move in a Town where people usually spend their mortgage on professional pore-shrinkers. Isabella is basically saying, 'Yeah, I've got skin, and sometimes that skin gets grumpy.' It’s the kind of relatability we crave while we’re sitting on the sofa in our crustiest pajamas. We’re expecting her next red carpet appearance to feature at least one strategically placed star-shaped sticker, because if you can't beat the breakout, you might as well accessorize it.